Thank you for the Tjeck-chat
(Thank you for the music *)

I'm nothing special
In fact, I'm a bit of a bore
When I tell a joke
You've probably heard it before

But I know a chatroom
a wonderful site
'cause everyone listens
when I start to write

I'm so fond of the room
and I'll praise it by singing out loud
(oh I say)

Thank your for the Tjeck-Chat
The chats we're having
thanks for all the time
it's stealing

Who could be without it?
I chat there every day
and I would stay
if not the real life stood in the way

And I say
thank you for the Tjeck-chat
for showing it to me....

The root is on fire
(Fire water burn *)

The root the root the root is on fire
The root the root the root is on fire
We don't need no admin
Let the superuser burn
Burn superuser, burn

Progeny & Venus' produktion

They are near
(Let it be *)

When you find yourself in times of trouble
you will find the help is near
chatters on the Tjeck chat
they are near

When you feel your life is rotten
and it seems like the end is near
chatters on the Tjeck chat
they are near

They are near
they are near
they are near
they are near

Chatters on the Tjeck chat
they are near

TjeckNet Allstars and the HeartCore Band
(Sgt. Peppers lonely Heart's Club Band)

It's many weeks ago today
TjeckNet Allstars was a thought to stay
Songs are stacked up in an awful pile
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile
So may I introduce to you:
The act you wait for all these weeks
TjeckNet Allstars and the HeartCore Band!!

We're TjeckNet Allstars and the HeartCore Band
We hope you will enjoy our spoofs
We're TjeckNet Allstars and the HeartCore Band
Sit back and see the evening poofs
TjeckNet Allstars and the, TjeckNet Allstars and the
TjeckNet Allstars and the HeartCore band

It's wonderful to sing this
It's actually quite nice
You're such a lovely audience
We'd like to take you home with us
We'd love to take you home

I don't really want to stop this show
But I thought that you might like to know
That the writer's going to sing a song
And he wants you all to sing along
so let me introduce to you
The one and only Progeny
And TjeckNet Allstars and the HeartCore Band

Bør efterfølges af "Can't find out what to write" for at ære the Beatles og deres ånd på Sgt. Pepper-albummet...

TjeckNet chatroom forever
(Strawberry fields forever *)

Let me take you down
to my favourite place; TjeckNet chatroom
Nothing is real
but no-one really gives a damn
Tjecknet chatroom forever

Chatting is easy when you fake
misunderstanding the idea
You're not supposed to fake noone
but it seems so fun;
I hope the fakers burn in hell..

Let me take you down
to my favourite place; TjeckNet chatroom
Nothing is real
but no-one really gives a damn
Tjecknet chatroom forever

No one I think is in the chat
I mean it must be quite a lag
That is I know you can't get in
but it's all right:
when all fails, there's other chats

Let me take you down
to my favourite place; TjeckNet chatroom
Nothing is real
but no-one really gives a damn
Tjecknet chatroom forever

Sometimes we argue over IF's
But you know it's doesn't matter much
I thought my colors were OK
but they're all wrong
that is I think I disagree

Let me take you down
to my favourite place; TjeckNet chatroom
Nothing is real
but no-one really gives a damn
Tjecknet chatroom forever
Tjecknet chatroom forever
Tjecknet chatroom forever

Træfsangen
(Så går vi til enkebal)

Hvis du vil mødes IRL
med andre men'sker end dig selv
Sku' du ta' å' lytte her

Vi har en lille tradition
For dem, der gerne mød's med no'n
Kom og ta' en tur på træf

Så går vi til træf med Tjeck
og får klattet penge væk
k@OS får det med på film - som skal hjem og scannes
Så går vi til træf med Tjeck
springer rundt fra hæk til hæk
kom og få det hele med

 

Twelve days of Christmas (for Mac)
(mel. Twelve days of Christmas)

On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me
A faster than lightning G3

 

On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me
Two Gigs of RAM
and a faster than lightning G3

 

On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me
One orange iBook,
Two Gigs of RAM,
and a faster than lightning G3

 

On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me
One DVD-drive,
One orange iBook,
Two Gigs of RAM
and a faster than lightning G3

 

On the fifth day of christmas my true love gave to me
MacOS 9

One cool DVD,
an iBook
Gigabytes of RAM,
and a faster than lightning G3

 

On the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me
One 12 gig hard drive
MacOS 9

One cool DVD,
an iBook
Gigabytes of RAM,
and a faster than lightning G3

 

On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me
One digicam'ra
One 12 gig hard drive
MacOS 9

One cool DVD,
an iBook
Gigabytes of RAM,
and a faster than lightning G3

 

On the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me
One Wacom tablet,
one digicam'ra
one 12 gig hard drive
MacOS 9

One cool DVD
an iBook
Gigabytes of RAM
and a faster than lightning G3

 

On the nineth day of christmas my true love gave to me
One flat bed scanner

One Wacom tablet
One digicam'ra
one 12 gig hard drive
MacOS 9

One cool DVD
an iBook
Gigabytes of RAM
and a faster than lightning G3

 

On the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me
20 inch display
One flat bed scanner

One Wacom tablet
One digicam'ra
one 12 gig hard drive
MacOS 9

One cool DVD
an iBook
Gigabytes of RAM
and a faster than lightning G3

 

On the eleventh day of christmas my true love gave to me
Sixteen Palm Pilots
20 inch display
One flat bed scanner

One Wacom tablet
One digicam'ra
one 12 gig hard drive
MacOS 9

One cool DVD
an iBook
Gigabytes of RAM
and a faster than lightning G3

 

On the twelveth day of christmas my true love gave to me
One CD-Writer
Sixteen Palm Pilots
20 inch display
One flat bed scanner

One Wacom tablet
One digicam'ra
one 12 gig hard drive
MacOS 9

One cool DVD
an iBook
Gigabytes of RAM
and a faster than lightning G3