Backing up is hard to do
(Breaking up is hard to do)

Don't take my files away from me
That would make my life a misery
I don't want a hard disk crash
'cause backing up is hard to do

Last time I crashed, it was so bad
and the loss of files made me feel sad
I would love to start anew
but backing up is hard to do

They say that backing up is easy to do
But I know - I know it is wrong.
Why's the manual so long??
Instead of backing up I think
it's trashing all my files again

Now I will call the Tech Support
'cause my fuse right now is really short
my hope is that they have a clue
'Cause backing up is hard to do.

Backup-sangen
(Cykelsangen)

Jeg er så glad for min backup
for den redder mine ting
og det' fordi med en backup
går det let som ingenting

Med backups får du ikke
et kraftigt mavesår
med backup kan du klikke,
så filer genopstår

Jeg er så glad for min backup
for den redder mine ting
og det' fordi med en backup
går det let som ingenting

En backup kan du lave
på DAT og CD-ROM
den er rar at have,
hvis harddisken er tom

Jeg er så glad for min backup
for den redder mine ting
og det' fordi med en backup
går det let som ingenting

Der' no'n der si'r at backup
er tem'ligt svært at gør'
Det vil jeg ikke svare,
hvis det er mig, man spør'!

Jeg er så glad for min backup
for den redder mine ting
og det' fordi med en backup
går det let som ingenting

Det ville nok være sådan noget, Povl Kjøller ville undervise børnene om, hvis han stadig var her


Balladen om IF'et
(Hvad gør vi nu lille du *)

Jeg ville lave et IF, der var sejt
så jeg fik lært mig lidt H T M L
Men da jeg prøved' det af
sagde Netscape til mig
"Can't do the stuff you want to do"

Jeg blev urolig og gik til IE
og håbed' blindt på, min redning var der
Men IE standsede blot
og så sagd' den til mig
"Where do you want to go today?"

Jeg lånte bøger om JavaScripting
Og jeg sku' kode; det gav mig et gib
Men da jeg tested' det af
kom et vindue frem
"Can't do the stuff you want to do"

Jeg gik til kurser, og jeg lavede IF
Og jeg blev tilbudt et JavaScript job
og da de fyrede mig
sagde alle til mig
"Drop nu det IF, dit gamle kvaj"

Blame it all on Windows
(Blame it on the boogie)

My PC's an Inspiron, but I'm not kind of person
that changes his opion and buys a mac
Although it's nice and shiny the problems aren't tiny
it crashes all the time and I have to sing:

Don't blame it on the hard drive
Don't blame it on the sound card
don't blame it on the main board
blame it all on Windows

Don't blame it on the hard drive
Don't blame it on the sound card
don't blame it on the main board
blame it all on Windows

My Internet Explorer will often crash with errors
it's being such a horror - it makes me cry
Now whether it's the hardware or whether it's just software
it really doesn't work and I have to sing:

Don't blame it on the hard drive
Don't blame it on the sound card
don't blame it on the main board
blame it all on Windows

Don't blame it on the hard drive
Don't blame it on the sound card
don't blame it on the main board
blame it all on Windows

control-alt
control-alt
control-alt
then press delete

control-alt
control-alt
control-alt
then press delete

Hard drive
Don't blame it on the sound card
don't blame it on the main board
blame it all on Windows

Don't blame it on the hard drive
Don't blame it on the sound card
don't blame it on the main board
blame it all on Windows

Skrevet på vej i bus til Roskilde Festival 2003. Betydeligt kortere end Jackson 5's version. Forvent en upgrade.

 

Browser War
(In the army now)

Netscape and Microsoft are having a fight
they try to decide who's future is most bright
it's just a browser war - oooh it's just a browser war

Standards are broken and new tags do arrive
if you want to keep up you've got to quit GoLive
it's just a browser war - oooh it's just a browser war

Explorer 5 keeps demanding more RAM -
New browsers keep demanding more RAM
They need the power of a hydro dam
it's just a browser war - oooh it's just a browser war

Netscape 6 will just like CSS
but apart from that it will be such a mess
it's just a browser war - ooh it's just a browser war

Plenty of pictures like salt on your fries
eats up the RAM and your browser dies
it's just a browser war - oooh it's just a browser war

the spiders in this web of lies and marketing
only happy when they hear the sound "ka-ching!"
it's just a browser war - oooh it's just a browser war

Web designers all over the world
This can not go on - GO OUT AND FIGHT
to end this browser war - ooh to end this browser war
it's just a browser war - oooh it's just a browser - war